Monday, March 07, 2011

Opulence to the Point of Bleeding

Pretty much any time you realize, "Hey, you know what I haven't done in a while? Drink wine in the shower." It's going to be awesome. So, after a nice long walk, unwinding in the shower with a glass or three of red wine is just spectacular.

Treating yourself to a wet shave while drinking wine is not the easiest task to master, but it is a skill worth learning, I think. It's just absurdly opulent to lather up quality sandlewood cream on thy upper lip and drink red. It does not, I hasten to add, guarantee the most bloodless of shaves ever.

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