Thursday, July 23, 2009

Putting Rumors to Rest

I would like to put the nasty rumors to rest.

Of course I'm not amassing an army of merciless undead robotic terrors to take over the world and create a dystopia with days of universal quality health care, police who protect your rights rather than violate them, healthy food that's actually affordable to those who need it, a simple and sufficient federal college grant system, reasonable drug laws, and copious clean energy while the nights are filled with the silent screams of rent souls as my nightmare servants feed on the essences of the content.

I'm not sure how these rumors were started, but they're completely false. My experiments are completely benign in intent and method. I have no dream that we can bring Heaven to Earth with the low price of just a little Hell coming with it. That would be ridiculous.

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